State Slogans That Came In Second Place

State Slogans that came in second place:

• Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

• Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! 

• Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat 

• Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything 

• California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda 

• Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother 

• Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet 

• Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water 

• Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids 

• Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism 

• Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) 

• Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good 

• Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" 

• Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free 

• Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn 

• Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States 

• Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names 

• Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign 

• Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster 

• Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It 

• Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) 

• Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians 

• Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes 

• Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State 

• Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work 

• Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else 

• Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest 

• Nevada: Hookers and Poker! 

• New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone 

• New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! 

• New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets 

• New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... 

• North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable 

• North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! 

• Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan 

• Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing 

• Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner 

• Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal 

• Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island 

• South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender 

• South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota 

• Tennessee: You Need Our Help Where 

• Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) 

• Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus 

• Vermont: Yep 

• Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? 

• Washington: What Rain? 

• Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? 

• West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really! 

• Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese 

• Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!