Since this will be my last blogpost for a few days while we travel to Maine and get settled once there, I need to make it memorable. The jokes I have chosen for the occasion were carefully selected for their cringe-worthiness. I left no stone unturned to uncover these beauties:
Where does a coffee maker go when it dies?
Percolatory…
Went to a restaurant with my parents and they were arguing about whether ordering the fries or salad were better to go with the meal so they asked me my opinion.
I said, "Oh, no. I'm not picking sides"
I work in a factory that makes clown shoes.
It’s no small feet…
Last night I experimented cooking some Ribeyes with cannabis oil.
Not gonna lie, the steaks were pretty high…
One last thing, I’m running a little low on toll money so you guys need to click on a few ads here so I don’t get stranded in Connecticut on the side of the interstate with a tin cup!!
One more last thing. Killed squirrels number 20 and 21 of the year yesterday…an all-time record before July 1st!!
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