*I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness....
*What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision?
Suture self...
*What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar?
There, their, they’re...
*I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts.
But I won’t lie, it was a rocky road...
*Bono and Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says...
“Oh no, not U2 again.”
*I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now...
I’ll never hear the end of it.
*Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
Because eventually time will tell...
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