How do you tell the sex of an ant?
Stick it in water. If it sinks it’s an girl ant. If it floats it’s a...buoyant.
The man who stole my diary died in a car accident yesterday.
My thoughts are with his family...
Hey Ted, just because you cancun doesn’t mean you shouldcun.
What do cowboys use to move from state to state?
Yee-Hauls...
I asked my doctor what I could do about my irritated eyes. He said, “check out conjunctivitis.com”
I answered, “What’s that?”
He said, “It’s a site for sore eyes.”
What do you call the walking trail around the Psychiatric Hospital?
The Psycho Path...
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