It’s Friday, people. We have made it through another week. What better way to celebrate and kick off the weekend than a collection of some of the absolute worst Dad Jokes ever assembled in this space?
The wife left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta
Now I’m feeling cannelloni...
I finally got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.
I’m not gonna lie, it was a rocky road...
What do you call Batman that skips church?
Christian Bale.....
My local barber was arrested for dealing drugs in my neighborhood.
I've gone to him for 5 years and I never knew he was a barber.
And now, as a bonus for all of my teacher friends out there, especially my daughter Kaitlin, who labors day after day filling young skulls full of mush with English grammar...
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma’s a pause at the end of a clause.
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