Christmas in Pictures

We had the privilege of having all of our kids with us for four whole days over Christmas. This is a rarity since our life stories have placed us in three different cities. To prepare for this event took teamwork. I did my part, helping with some of the cleaning, wrapping most of the presents, and running errands. But Pam was the brains behind the project, and it was her attention to detail and eye for beauty that made the house look magical…

Once everyone arrived, the dogs took over. After the initial burst of energy and frenetic craziness, they all settled down and behaved themselves beautifully.

Jacko and Frisco love Pops the most.

A rare shot of all three of them in the same room.

My favorite picture of the Three Amigos.

So…what did we do with ourselves for four whole days? Lots of fun stuff.

We attempted to put together a puzzle.

We took in a show—It’s a Wonderful Life Radio Show. 

You’re never too old to decorate sugar cookies…

And, of course, what Christmas celebration would be complete without a fire out on the deck?

It’s not like Pam and I slaved away 24/7 waiting on our kids. Every once in a while we put them to work…

It was a magical few days, made so primarily by just being together. Now that they’re all gone the house seems excessively quiet. But, we’re not sad, just grateful. 

When it was time to take the obligatory family Christmas picture, Lucy wanted no part of the chaos, leaving a gaping hole in the finished product…

When Pam posted this on Facebook last night, many people noticed and wanted to know, Where’s Lucy?

Well, we did manage to get this one…

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Dead Week

I simultaneously love and hate dead week. The seven days between Christmas and New Year’s Day serves the dual purpose of providing time to rest up for the new year while boring you to tears. Add to this the inevitable post Christmas letdown, the disturbing weight gain, and the physical exhaustion from two weeks of non-stop holiday hustle and you find yourself mostly sleepwalking through dead week. What snaps you out of the malaise is the eventual resolution list making. But before you can get there you must first endure a few days of reflection. What exactly happened in 2021?

For me, this is easier than for most people since I do not have to rely on my increasingly faulty memory. I have this blog, which conveniently keeps a tidy record. I can look back and see which posts were the most popular each month. I can then easily recall what we were all terrified by back in January or May or that weird week in August. Here are some observations:

Last January it was all about the events of the 6th—the (pick your preferred modifier), riot, insurrection, violent coup attempt, theatre of the absurd, storming of the capital, or glorious exercise of free speech. I wrote a piece entitled Character is Destiny and a bunch of you read it.

February lived up to its well earned reputation for dreariness. Nothing of consequence transpired, evidenced by the fact that my most popular post concerned my adorable next door neighbor kids showing up at my door to deliver the Girl Scout cookies I had bought back in the Fall. Entitled, The Garland Kids Strike Again, it once again reminded me that people love cute kids about as much as anything.

March featured a scary COVID outbreak at my office which shut us down for a week and sent us all scurrying to get tested. The post I wrote about it called, The Return of Covid, was my most read post of 2021. Nothing sells quite like bad news.

April, May and June all featured sentimental posts about nostalgic visits to places I used to live, trying to decide whether I was happy or sad about the disappearance of men’s suits from the modern wardrobe, and a collection of creepy photographs of weird evangelicals. Apparently there is no accounting for the tastes of the average Tempest reader.

Our time in Maine always leads to a pronounced reduction in readership. Although I post something nearly every day while I am up there, people don’t care to keep up with the Dunnevant’s while we are joyously frolicking away in our paradise. Maybe its because its 15 degrees cooler in Maine, and you guys resent being reminded of this unhappy fact. Or maybe, nobody wants to hear all my blubbering about how perfect it is to be living on a lake in Maine. I get it.

For the rest of 2021, my ego took quite a beating due to the fact that the three most popular posts were by guest bloggers!! First, my daughter blew me out of the water with the story of her slapstick accident at the lake, then my friend, Tom Allen, topped the charts not once but twice, with his two posts—Mistakes and Pumping the Brakes. The nerve of that guy!!

While reflecting on 2021 it occurs to me that it wasn’t an awful lot different than 2020. We were all expecting it to be the year when we all got over the COVID thing and got back to our lives. While much improvement was made, COVID is still very much with us, meaning that 2021 has been basically a big disappointment. But that doesn’t mean everything was bad. I made some money. Business was good. Many fun things happened. And best of all, I have not assumed room temperature.

Now, its time I got started on those resolutions. But that is a blogpost for another day.

Merry Christmas From the Dunnevant’s

It is early morning, Christmas Day. The house is as silent as the tombs. Pam is asleep, curled up snug with Lucy. Kaitlin and Jon are sound asleep somehow despite sharing a Queen sized bed with Jacko. Patrick and Sarah just left Nashville for the 10 hour drive home with Frisco in the back seat. Soon this place will be buzzing with activity as we prepare for a house full of Pam’s family for dinner and presents late this afternoon and evening. Tomorrow, it will be a casual dinner and presents from my family at my sister Linda’s house. Last night there was a steak dinner at my sister Paula’s house. Not until Monday, the 27th will Christmas arrive here. These are the happy accommodations you make when you are fortunate enough to be a part of a large and far flung family who all want to be together for Christmas.

When I sat down at my morning spot to drink my coffee and catch up on the news, this is what greeted me…

Meet Giraffe Fren, Jacko’s toy de’jour. Not sure how he ended upright on my coffee table, but at least he had the good sense to blend in with the decor. As I look around the family room, the decorations tell the story of my family. There are six of us…

Along with three retrievers…

On Pam’s side of the family, there are eleven more. My extended family adds another twenty-one. There are newlyweds among us, a couple out in California, along with Fred the cat who somehow survived ten minutes inside a running dryer. One of us lives in New York City. We have someone from Scotland, another from the Philippines. There are conservatives and liberals. We have baseball fans and football fans. There are Baptists, Methodists and Presbyterians, and none of the above. We have southerners and yankees, republicans, democrats and a couple stubborn libertarians. We have nurses, teachers, and business owners. We have some who work for the government, some for non-profits and others who work in the corporate world. There are musicians everywhere. But everyone, all of us have a place. In this way we aren’t any different than any of your families, or the hundreds of millions of families gathering together to celebrate Christmas from all around the world.

But maybe we are different. Sometimes when I see us all together I can’t help feeling that there is something unique about us. What makes us so is where we came from. Emmett and Betty Dunnevant were different, by practically any measure—not perfect by any means—but different. The magical combination of their DNA running through all of our veins bequeathed to us something rare, I think. There is a devotion we feel for each other. Although we are all so different, the things that bind us together are so much more powerful than the things that would divide us. There are the strong opinions, the loud and boisterous talking at dinner which might seem to outsiders like arguing but to us is totally normal conversation. There are the conflicting memories from our childhoods where we have airbrushed the awful away. Just last night when I reminded my older sister Linda of what it was like to share an apartment in New Orleans with a hundred roaches, she claimed not to remember any of it. Then when I reminded her of how whenever we cut on the kitchen light first thing in the morning they would all scurry away across the walls, floor and ceiling—she hesitated, then closed her eyes in recognition of the long-suppressed horror! Then, of course, there are the noses, that inescapable physical trait that identifies us, setting us apart from the rest of the world. We got it from Mom, the prominent Dixon Nose.

But, despite the occasional horror show, most of our childhood memories consist of the certain and sure…that we were loved by our parents. And, if we knew what was good for us we better love each other or our Mother would wipe the floor up with us. Even now, nearly a decade after her passing, whenever I am uncharitable, rude or dismissive of someone, I am reminded of Mom and what she would say to me if she knew. Whenever I am too busy to be kind to someone, I think of my Dad and immediately am ashamed of myself. Their presence in my life is still very real. They have lived rent free in my head ever since they went to be with The Lord.

So, over the next few days as we gather and eat together, as the volume around the table begins to rise, I will think of them, the two people who started it all. I can only hope that my children will feel the same way about us when it is their turn to carry this torch.

Start With the Kids

According to a new poll 53% of my fellow Americans feel that 2021 has been the worst year of their lives. This negative view exceeds the previous winner, 2020, by a remarkably wide margin. I don’t quite know what to make of this. The results varied by age group with the most negative attitudes towards 2021 coming from the youngest responders, and the most positive from the oldest. Perhaps this is the result of the fact that the older you are the more bad years you have endured and therefore the greater perspective you have. Or maybe the older you are the more financially and emotionally secure you are. Who knows? Regardless, it’s troubling news to learn that so many people seem to be struggling.

Much of it centers around the ongoing pandemic. Our lives have all been changed by COVID. It has altered our daily routines in ways large and small. We are divided over the best way to fight it. We disagree about masks, vaccines, lockdowns, quarantines. We all have different ideas about what government’s role should be. Most of us are confused over what the rules are for social gatherings. With Christmas just a couple days away, every Omicron headline brings with it even more confusion. “IT’S RAMPANT, SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE!! OMICRON SYMPTOMS MUCH MILDER THAN EXPECTED!! SOUTH AFRICAN OUTBREAK DISAPPEARING AS FAST AS IT ARRIVED!!”  It’s practically impossible to know what to think. So, I guess the poll results aren’t really surprising, when you think about it.

But, I would like to make the case for optimism. Yes, there are many reasons to despair, but there have always been. Living conditions on this planet 100 years ago make today’s world feel like heaven. Compared to the physical hardships endured by America’s Pilgrims, 2021 would be the Garden of Eden. Of course, advances in living standards courtesy of 400 years of technological, scientific, and medical progress isn’t the only measure of the quality of life. Human behavior changes over time, crime rates wax and wane, public manners and civic virtue rise and fall, and most of us would have to admit that in our lifetimes, most of these measures have fallen. But even so, if you are willing to look, the exceptions are abundant and everywhere. For example:

Have you heard about the 15 year old kid working the drive thru at a McDonald’s in Minnesota? Seems that a woman in the car at the window was choking on a chicken nugget. This kid, yells to her manager to call 911, then jumps out of the drive thru window, drags the woman out of her car and starts doing the Heimlich maneuver, which she had learned how to do by taking a babysitter’s class put on by the local Red Cross. When she realizes that she isn’t strong enough to successful perform the Heimlich, she recruits another customer in the drive thru line who is, and soon the nugget was expelled and the woman’s life saved. This heroism from a 15 year old, minimum wage earning kid. 

When the cops arrived and realized what Sydney Raley had done, they handed her two $50 bills as part of the local police policy of awarding $50 to people for personal acts of heroism during the holidays.

While there has always been and will always be reasons for despair, I firmly believe that negative is always trumped by positive. It’s a matter of what you’re looking for. I chose to seek out heroes. They are everywhere. The best place to look? Start with the kids. Always start with the kids. The next time you hear someone prattling on and on about how the “new generation” is deficient in this or that…walk away. Mister Rogers’ advice is still the best advice—“Look for the helpers”

Start with the kids.

Christmas Lights

In Richmond, we’re very into our tacky Christmas lights. We work for hours, stringing colorful bulbs in elaborate displays, both inside our homes and out, and then we drive around gawking at the work of our neighbors.

            In the annual battle I fight to overcome my resistance to the runaway commercialization of Christmas, I used to be very anti-tacky lights. They were gaudy, unnecessary and represented everything wrong about the way we celebrate the birth of Jesus. 

            But God, with his typically quirky sense of humor, has done something he seems to make a habit of doing. He’s taken something I didn’t like one bit and used it to pretty radically change my thinking. Today, I am very pro-tacky lights, and could probably even be talked into taking one of those limo or bus tours.

            The change in attitude began when the close relationship between light and the one whose birth we’re celebrating dawned on me. Light and Jesus are inextricably linked, and always have been. Writing of the events of Christmas years before the first one happened, the Biblical prophet Isaiah said, “The people walking in darkness have seen a great light; on those living in the land of the shadow of death a light has dawned.”

            Christmas is, indeed, the coming of the Light.

            Light is intertwined in the accounts of Jesus’ birth. When the angels appeared to the shepherds tending their flocks in the fields that night, “the glory of the Lord shone around them.” When Joseph and Mary took their eight-day-old son to the temple, they were greeted by Simeon, a wise, respected and elderly man, who declared the infant “a light to reveal God to the nations.”

            Not long after, the Three Magi followed the light of “his star in the east” to find their way to Jesus.

            For the rest of his time on this planet, Jesus shares and spreads light. Perhaps his closest disciple, John, wrote of Jesus, “His life brought light to everyone. The light shines in the darkness and the darkness can never extinguish it.” 

            Later, John added, “God is light; in him there is no darkness at all.”

            Jesus spoke of himself as “the light of the world,” and explained, “I have come as a light to shine in this dark world, so that all who put their trust in me will no longer remain in the dark.”

            The light that shone from that manger in Bethlehem some two thousand years ago continues to illuminate our path today, and will someday banish all that is dark, forever. As singer/songwriter Michael Card wrote, “Celebrate the child who is the light! Now the darkness is over.”

            So, let there be light! Even the tacky ones.

Tom Allen

                        

The Christmas Spirit

Pam does this every year. She prints out this festive sign, making sure she includes every major delivery service at the top, then fills the box with bottled waters, nabs, and lots of candy bars. Since we get several deliveries a day for weeks, the box has to be replenished often. Yesterday, around 5:30, I heard Lucy barking her head off, looked up and saw a guy walking up with several boxes in his hands. I can’t recall if he was FedEx or UPS, but it doesn’t really matter, I suppose. Anyway, As he placed the boxes on the porch I saw him look down at the box, then gently open it. I opened the front door to get the boxes and thanked him for his hard work. He looks up at me and says, “Wow, this is really nice. I haven’t had anything to eat since 10:30, I’m starved!!” Then, I told him to take however much he wanted since we were going to have to refill it anyway. “Aww man, thanks.”

Then he started to dig through and found a Snicker’s bar and a Reese’s Peanut butter cup. “I love these,” he says, “You sure?”

“Absolutely!” I answered.

He took two of each, then hustled back to his truck and floored it on to the next stop.

Look, I know its a job, like any other. We all work hard. Nobody hands out candy bars to their mechanic or the cashier at the grocery store. They work hard every day too. But, I don’t know—there’s something about these delivery guys and girls at Christmas. Every time I see one of them they are busting it, hustling all over the place. We sit on our comfortable sofas in our pajamas, drinking hot chocolate ordering this and that on our laptops. Meanwhile in a distribution center a thousand miles away workers are flying around the warehouse in response to all of our clicking. Then, in what feels an awful lot like magic, our heart’s desire gets delivered on our doorstep 24 hours later. 

But, its not magic. It’s the result of a logistics operation unheard of in the 4000 year history of commerce on this planet, whereby invisible orders sent through the internet halfway around the world wind up under our tree with speed and efficiency impossible a decade ago. At the heart of this vast, delivery system juggernaut are the men and women who lay it at your door, working 12 hour days, seven days a week during the holidays. Yes, they are getting paid overtime, making more money than they will any other time during the year. But, it sure feels good to show them how grateful you are that they do what they do.

So, as we get swept up in the hustle and bustle, lets look around at the frantic people serving us. Smile, tell them what a great job they are doing, and tip them generously. There’s no better way to get in the Christmas Spirit.

A Culinary Triumph

Like 90% of all husbands, I feel a fair amount of guilt around Christmas. I watch my wife running around like a chicken with her head cut off, shopping, baking, planning for the thousand details involved with the season. Meanwhile, all I have to do is get the Christmas lights to come on without burning the house down. I spent maybe two hours today finishing up my shopping. So, for the next 10 days I will drift through the house trying to make myself useful while Pam worries herself to death sweating Christmas logistics. 

But tonight, I actually was useful. My wife had plans to meet the ladies of her family for a birthday dinner for her niece. That meant that I was on my own for dinner. She said I could either get takeout or make the chili she had planned to make before the birthday plans. I decided on making the chili…

Frankly, it was a triumph. I felt quite proud of myself. And now we have leftovers!