I hate it when you wake up and you’re still in your
beach house, but vacation is over. All of a sudden, the place isn’t a fabulous
retreat with glorious views of the ocean; it’s a three story house with stuff
strewn everywhere that needs to be picked up, vacuumed, and left clean and pure
for the next family. The end of vacation stinks.
This has been a great week with nearly perfect
weather. There has been amazing food, lots of laughter, and what vacation would
be complete without at least one 911 call? Unfortunately, I missed it all since
I was down on the beach, but I have it from fairly reliable sources that it
involved Christina, Ezra and Bennett taking an ill-advised joy ride in the elevator.
Naturally, the thing got stuck, something about a circuit breaker. So, now you
had two little boys trapped in an un-air conditioned closet. Ron, our go-to
family know it all, was out walking and unavailable, and me, the family blogger
wasn’t there to offer any snappy one-liners, so someone made the decision to
call the authorities. Soon, Buxton’s finest pull up the driveway, and suddenly
the house looks like a set from CSI: Criminal Minds. Two firemen in full
regalia, wielding axes and attitude burst through the door ready for anything,
then a couple of plain clothes detectives walk in flashing badges and assuring
all that there was no need to panic. Too late. Paul freaks out when he sees the
firemen, certain that once Ezra is greeted by these uniformed giants, all hell
will indeed break loose. Thinking fast, he recalls a passage from one of Ezra’s
favorite books and yells up the elevator shaft, “Hey Buddy, guess what? Your
two favorite firemen from, “Let’s Put Out The Fire” are here!!”
Thankfully, the circuit breaker problem was solved,
and all ended well. When Bennett emerged from the ordeal he took full advantage
of the crisis to demand, “I’m gonna have a pop-sicle right now!”, thus
cementing his title of “Most Valuable Vacationer” of 2013.
So, this morning we will stuff everything into the
back of the car and cheat the hangman by spending the day in Manteo while waiting
for the traffic to die down, wrenching every drop of fun we can out of this week
before surrendering to Richmond, Virginia.
Can’t wait for 2015.
