7:30 pm. Bring up Nationals game on MLB app. Bemoan lack of clutch hitting.
7:45 pm. Start searching archives for terrible Dad Jokes to send to long suffering friends and colleagues.
8:30 pm. Work on latest chapter of novel.
9:30 pm. Take 10 mg Melatonin pill
9:30 pm. Continue writing.
10:00 pm. Escort Lucy outside for famous Last Pee perambulation.
10:02 pm. Encourage Lucy to consider doing her business at some point soon.
10:04 pm. “While we’re young, Lucy…while we’re young!”
10:15 pm. Instruct Alexa to “Turn out the den lights.” Freak Lucy out!
10:25 pm. Perform nightly hygiene routine.
10:30 pm. Climb into bed. Ten minutes later, sound asleep.
3:50 am. Eyes pop open. Glance at clock. Heavy sigh. Nearly break neck tripping over Lucy in route to the bathroom.
4:00 am. Get back into bed, followed closely by Lucy who now wants to sleep where my feet are supposed to be.
4:15 am. Tossing and turning while listening to Pam enjoying the deep sleep of the just.
4:20 am. Give up on sleep and head downstairs to empty dishwasher, make coffee and write this stupid blog.
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