Diet…Foiled

So, a couple weeks ago, Pam put us both on a diet. With only a couple of exceptions, we have both been faithful to its requirements. Pam has lost weight. I have not. This is a reversal of previous diet regimens we have done through the years where I would immediately drop ten pounds within two weeks while Pam struggled, which caused her great consternation and no small amount of personal resentment. Now apparently, my age and recalcitrant metabolism have caught up with me. So far, she has resisted gloating.

But, thanks to Gary Larson, I have stumbled upon the problem…