You Guys Hear About This??

There was a huge blowout bash at the Waldorf-Astoria to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Manhattan Comedy Club recently. Everybody who was anybody in the humor business was there. Mr. Impressions was there, of course, along with Mr. Slapstick, Mr. Improv and Mr. Standup. Then, Mr. Pun walks in and immediately ten people collapse on the floor dead. The next morning’s headline in the New York Times was:

Pun In. Ten Dead.