Travel Day Jokes

Heading out to Maine this morning. I feel the need to leave my readers with something profound, thoughts that will encourage and inspire during these challenging times. Instead, all I’ve got is this:

Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

And they didn’t even planet...

Why are most Protestants dog people?

Because they don’t like...cat licks.

I’m writing a new book about the proper way to fall down a staircase.

It’s a step by step guide.