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 This beast was an Italian sub I ordered at Camden Deli. It was $14 and included a small bag of chips and an even smaller pickle. But this sub ya’ll…

The bread was soft and fresh. The meat they somehow managed to stuff inside this thing was exquisite and generous. The tomatoes were bursting with vigor and the black olives were liberally sprinkled along with onions, salt and pepper and oil and vinegar. But what made this dog hunt was the outlandishly delicious red pepper and aioli relish. I washed it all down with a Snapple Peach Tea.

Got home Sunday afternoon and although I miss Maine, it was nice to be home again. There’s something special about walking back into your house after being away for six weeks. It takes a few hours to get reacquainted with the place. It seems so much bigger than it was when we left. But this is our house, no question about it. Everything in it is us. This place is the accumulated us after 41 years together. There’s a joyful familiarity to our homes, isn’t there? I walk in my house and am overcome with gratitude for it. No, it doesn’t have a lake. And the summer’s in Short Pump feel like hibachi night at a Turkish bathhouse. But our house is the place where we have built our lives. Coming back feels like a surprise you find inside a box of cereal when you weren’t expecting one. A delightful bonus.

But every day around lunch time for the next week or so, I’ll be thinking about the finest Italian Sub in Maine.

A Trip Around the Lake

 I left the dock at 9:45. I brought my fishing rod but didn’t plan on using it very much. Despite there being a healthy breeze coming up from the south, and for the first time in the four weeks since I’ve been here…I had a plan. I would circumnavigate Quantabacook in a kayak.

The lake is 662 acres and I’m told by people who know such things that the perimeter of Quanty is 8.3 miles. In my 15 years or so of coming here every summer and most fall’s I have kayaked every part of it…but never the entire thing in one trip. The weather forecast yesterday was ideal, like it’s been almost everyday for four weeks now. There’s no time like the present, I reasoned as I pushed off from the dock at Fernwood, and I ain’t getting any younger or better looking.

My voyage started easy. The wind was behind me as I drifted by the old dance hall camp, an iconic structure that goes back over a hundred years I’m told. It was built right on the water with a long row of windows facing the lake. For me, it’s these windows that catch the rising sun’s reflection when I wake up across the lake at Loon Landing. By the time I reached the marshes west of Sheep Island I had passed houses great and small, little one bedroom camps and large family compounds. When I made the turn eastward at the marshes I paddled into a cross current which sent the occasional splash of cold lake water onto my legs. It was delightful.

Halfway around Sheep Island heading north I passed the construction site. There was a barge at the dock and the sound of hammers. The giant hulking frame of what will be the largest structure on the lake once completed, juts outward and upward through the pines. It looks twice as wide as the old dance hall. I happened to kayak by a few days ago when the owner was on the dock with her contractor. I asked her in as friendly a way as possible, “Whatcha building?” She answered in an equally friendly manner, “Just a house…I love this lake.” “I do too,” I answered as I drifted by.

At the turn I paddled past the eagle’s nest, the same one that has been there seemingly forever. No one was home. There are no chicks this year, a disappointment. I encountered a beautiful Golden Retriever taking a leisurely swim in a cove by himself. I think he belongs to the family who own the house on the north shore of Sheep Island, the one that always flies the Maryland State flag.

As I continued in calm still waters I encountered several large mansions high in the hills, hidden by the trees. I’m not in this neighborhood of the lake often so it’s easy to forget they are even here. They look large enough to accommodate a baseball team, as far removed from the bungalow camps that dominate most of the lake as it is possible to be. Nothing wrong with them, just very different from what I imagine when thinking about camps in Maine.

I finally reached the northern shore of the lake, three and a half miles from where I started. The wind had picked up and although my arms were holding up well, my backside was feeling it, along with my perpetually gimpy back. After passing the beautiful rocky, uninhabited cove at the northeast corner of the lake I turned south into the teeth of the wind. The next mile would be nothing but water and land. No docks, no homes, no people. Lucky for me, my ass and my bladder, I came upon a rocky beach that opened up to a large campsite that someone had built, a stone fireplace along with benches all around, the entire area blessed with a soft bed of pine needles. The view from the campfire spot was stunning. I took some time to stretch. I knew what was coming. The next three miles I would be into the teeth of what by now was a whitecap wind. Why do I come up with such ridiculous ideas?

Paddling into a stiff wind in a kayak isn’t at all difficult, I do it all the time. What’s difficult is doing it on mile 5-7 of a trip. I paddled past the fancy homes at the end of Walker Road feeling my back tightening up. Eventually I arrived in familiar territory, struggling past Matt and Sharon’s place, Summer Dreams, a place Pam and I have stayed for several years. Then I made it to our favorite cove on the lake, where the most iconic Maine camps can be found…the Warren place, Keith and Carolyn’s Loon Landing, our home away from home. I limped past Gil and Charles’ place then made the turn around the point for a straight shot down to the dam. When I made it down there among the lily pads, with the church steeple in the background I just let the kayak drift in the water for five minutes while I caught my breath. The last little stretch up the east side of the lake on the Pond Road side I was mercifully with the wind. By the time I drifted into the dock at Fernwood my GPS said I had paddled 7.62 miles in 3 hours and ten minutes. Obviously I cut a few corners, but all in all, I was proud of myself.

One thought that kept coming to mind as I paddled is that—isn’t it funny how there are many, many owners of homes and camps around this lake, but nobody actually owns the lake. But everyone who owns property here and also everyone who rents for seven weeks every year here, we all have a responsibility to Quantabacook. We are all charged with first—doing no harm to its beauty, and second to make it a better place for future generations in any way we can. There’s a larger point to be made about this that I hesitate to bring up but…it’s much the same way with our relationships with others, our family, our neighborhoods and our country. First, do no harm. And second, do whatever we can to make things better for the people who come after us.

One of the many pleasant thoughts that come to mind while drifting along on a beautiful summer day.

Fine Dining in Belfast

Went out for dinner tonight at our favorite restaurant in Belfast, on a beautiful summer evening. Our food was fabulous, the fellowship was enchanting. However, this particular fine dining experience came with a challenging view for the couple seated on the north side of the booth—which would be…Pam and me.

This particular gentlemen was clueless as to his condition, and since this pair of shorts did not have a belt I can only assume that he shares this view with fellow restaurant patrons all over the Mid-coast region.

For my younger friends who are baffled by photographs of men eating at burger joints in the 1950’s wearing suits and ties…this is one of the many reasons why eating establishments had dress codes.

 

We are Finished

 Years from now when I am dead and gone, the historians will write about the eventual fall of the West, of how rampant materialism brought about societal and environmental collapse. When these histories are written, this device will earn more than a passing reference since I can find nothing that better illustrates the decline and fall of man.

Imagine my surprise when I stumbled into the kitchen yesterday morning at 5:45 to make my morning cup when I found this perky blue device front and center at the coffee station. I should point out that the previous afternoon, my sister Paula and her husband Ron had arrived here at Fernwood as our guests. I needn’t have wondered who this device belonged to—it had my brother-in-law’s sensitivities all over it. Ron has always been a bit of a coffee snob/aficionado who has in recent years added tea to his morning constitutional with the same all-consuming fanaticism that he previously devoted to coffee. This means that if there is a vintage, organic, free-range grown tea somewhere in New Zealand, Ron not only knows about it but is on the franchise waiting list. Be that as it may, even I was baffled at this shiny blue gizmo…what could it possibly be used for? Then I saw through the smart translucent shell and noticed two double AA batteries and an on/off switch. I paused cautiously, not sure if I had the necessary training required for the thing. Ron is famously picky about who is allowed to operate his coffee/tea technological equipment. Nevertheless, my curiosity got the best of me…and it was 5:45–he wouldn’t be up for hours yet. I said a quick prayer, imploring the All-Mighty to protect me from myself…then I pushed the button.

Then in a wave of enlightenment it all came to me—we are finished as a species.

Somebody, somewhere got the idea that we humans were no longer capable of stirring our coffee/tea with the conventional, crude implements of our ancestors—spoons, forks, plastic sticks, the random tongue depressor. No, no…we needed a cutting edge, energy-sapping new way. Enter the Creamer-whirl 2000, manufactured by 12 year old children in Bangladesh for the international conglomerate, LA Technologies. But having an idea for a breakthrough new product is one thing. Getting people to buy it is another. Enter my brother-in-law who plays second fiddle to nobody when it comes to the latest equipment. He probably stumbled onto this thing scrolling Etsy one night and thought, “You know, my wrist has been giving me trouble lately. I bet this Creamer-Whirl 2000 might relieve some of that soreness.” and BAMM…the credit card was swiped and the rest is history.

Our fathers fought and won World War II. WE invented and created a market for the Creamer-Whirl 2000 and made the wise guys at Lazy Ass Technologies gazillionaires.

Security vs Adventure

We finally had a dreary day of clouds and rain. The high temperature was only 70 and with a stiff breeze and clouds this afternoon it actually felt chilly. I had to break out long sleeves and an actual pair of pants and socks with shoes! We spent a couple hours in Camden having breakfast at the Deli and doing some shopping at The Smiling Cow. The rest of the day has been spent doing the usual rainy day things, which for Pam means laundry and some kind of craft, for me it means reading and napping. I did happen to catch a fish off the dock about an hour ago which was a big thrill for Lucy who loves nothing quite so much as giving fish and good sniffing and licking. Tonight’s dinner will be a smorgasbord of leftover/mismatch items we can scrounge up out of the fridge. We are both fine with that since our time at Loon Landing is drawing to a close. Tomorrow we will begin packing everything up for the cross-lake move to Fernwood on Saturday morning. 

For some reason this morning I started thinking about a seminar I attended probably over thirty years ago now in Atlanta, Georgia at a meeting of the Million Dollar Round Table. I signed up for the two hour event reluctantly since I’m not a big fan of motivational speakers. But a few of my buddies were going so I tagged along. The man’s name was Jim Rohn and I had never heard of him. Obviously, he made an impression on me because here I am a quarter century later writing about it. He said a great many note-worthy and helpful things, but this morning only one of them came to mind. It was the one thing he said that resonated the most with me…and still does. But I’m wondering if now that I have retired its still sound life advice.

Mr. Rohn was speaking to a crowd of 2000 businessmen and women. He did so for over two hours without notes or a podium, just him in a nice blue suit and a microphone. About halfway through he began talking about what he considered to be a great divide in the business world and indeed the human experience and that is the conflict between security and adventure. Human beings crave both things in equal measure. Because of our desire for comfort and safety we strive for security. But there is something strong within the human heart that longs for adventure as well, and the adventurous life is tethered to risk, which we are conditioned by society to avoid. Then he said this, or words very close to this, (thirty years is a long time!), “Here’s what changed my life…the day that I discovered that everything about life is risky, the very moment I was born life became risky. Security is an illusion. Don’t seek security, seek adventure! if you think trying something hard is too risky, wait until they hand you the bill for not trying. Its better to live 30 years full of adventure, than 100 years safe in the corner.”

Every bit of that rang true with me. I had just made the decision to go into business for myself. I had given up every secure thing I knew to be my own boss. No employer-provided anything. No salary, no guarantees, just me and my ability to succeed, and I was all in. For me it turned out to be the right decision. I had the personality type for it. I had the right combination of determination, cockiness and balls to pull it off. But it was costly. The price for all that independence was high levels of stress and anxiety, much of it unacknowledged, that took a toll. Still, if I had a chance to do it over again—I would. For me, I just couldn’t have succeeded working for someone else.

Now, I’m retired. The anxiety and stress associated with having to constantly produce has vanished. I no longer wonder where my next payday is coming from. I know exactly where, and for the first time in my life I know exactly how much. It’s such a strange feeling! Is now the time to introduce security into my life? Most of me says—absolutely! But there’s another part of me which actually misses the rush of unpredictability that came with the business. The truth is I still want a level of adventure. At some point down the line my body won’t be able to cash the checks that my mind writes, to put it another way, adventures are generally a young man’s game. But that doesn’t mean that 67 year olds can’t play too…right?

One of the many things I’ll need to work out in retirement.

Dominoes

Each morning around 6:45 or so I walk down to the dock and cast my line into the clear smooth water. I’m not expecting to catch anything, it’s just something to do while I think. Lucy comes down with me but even she doesn’t expect me to catch anything either. She’s there because that’s where I am. It’s just one of the many soothing rhythms we fall into here.

So, what do I think about on the end of that dock? A little bit of everything. Sometimes its inconsequential minutiae like why is it that I like Tony Soprano so much despite the fact that he is basically a sociopath. Other times I recall fond memories from my life. But lately I find myself consumed with the future. Suddenly I am faced with the prospect of major life decisions that will need to be made, decisions that arise when you retire and welcome a grandchild into your life—both wonderful things—but also game changers. The hard part is that any one decision you make has a ripple effect on every other decision that you have to make, like a row of dominoes before you. There are lots of moving parts to our lives now.

The First Domino

-We have lived in our house for nearly 30 years now. It’s paid for and we love our neighborhood. We just rebuilt the kitchen. If we sold it today we would have a nice pile of cash. With that cash we could buy or build a new house with a first floor bedroom—which I am told is a must-have for people of a certain age. Or, we could stay where we are, continue the upgrade process and do battle with stairs for the rest of our lives.

The Second Domino

-With the arrival of Silas, our life and priorities seem to have been completely altered overnight. It is killing Pam not to be close to him, not to be able to help with his care, to be a bigger presence in his life. It’s a six hour drive, not conducive for dropping by with a pot of soup when one of them gets sick. We could buy a condo near them for peanuts so we would have a place to stay that would accommodate long visits. There are very nice 3 bedroom 2 bath condos in Columbia we could pick up for less than 300K, but we would have to furnish it. I suppose that when we weren’t using it we could rent it via AirBNB, but it would be in Columbia for crying out loud—a place that offers nothing but 100 degree heat and Gamecock football—not exactly a tourist destination! Then, what happens when my son and daughter-in-law have a child? Then there’s the prospect that our kids will move to other cities. What would we do then?

The Third Domino

- We are still looking for a lake house in Maine. Every time we are here we are reminded of how much we love this place. We could make the buying easier if we just lived here year round. With the proceeds from the sale of our house in Short Pump, we could buy a lake house large enough to accommodate our growing family for years to come. This delightful prospect brings with it two problems. The first is that we have built a life in Short Pump. That’s where most of our friends live. That’s where our church family is. That’s where both of our extended families live. If we lived in Maine, instead of being six and nine hours away from our kids, we would be two days of driving away from our kids. Also, there’s the little issue of Maine winters, which would make dealing with stairs feel like child’s play!

There are two possible solutions to this dilemma. The first would be for both of our kids to move closer to us, somewhere within a three hour drive. Problem solved. The second solution is for one of my novels to hit it big, the resulting financial windfall allowing me to buy condos in Columbia and Nashville, a lake house in Maine and buy one of those stair-master deluxe model II’s for our house in Short Pump.

But you know what I don’t think about at 6:45 in the morning at the end of that dock? Stuff that doesn’t matter.

Recon Mission

Yesterday I played golf again, the first 6 holes in dense fog, the rest in brilliant sunshine. This time I played with two other guys, Al and Chris. I met Al the first time I played and he gave me his number and told me he had a standing tee-time every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6:30, and if I wanted to join him to call…so I did. Oddly enough, Al is from Fairfax, a retired educator. The third guy in our group, Chris, was a guy that Al met on the golf course five years ago just like me, and they have been playing in Maine ever since. Chris is from Long Island. Now I have both of their numbers and we have a group chat set up. Chris’ vacation has been cut short because his daughter has cancer and he needs to be with her at an upcoming doctor’s appointment. I found this out on the 18th green. I’m honestly glad I didn’t find out about it earlier because I would have been thinking about it non-stop. I can’t imagine what I would do if one of my children had cancer. I think of friends I know who have dealt with the death of their kids and I can’t even fathom the pain and sorrow of such a thing. So I’ll be praying for my new friend and his daughter this week.

I actually hit the ball great yesterday. My short game is horrible, and I had a well-deserved 7 and an even more well-deserved 8, but I ended up shooting an 89, three shots better than last week. 

So, when I got back to Camp I walked down to the dock where I was greeted by Lucy, who had obviously been for a swim. But then I saw Pam..who had also been for a swim—something that never happens before 4 or 5 o’clock in the afternoon. Then she said, “Guess who fell off her paddleboard?”

A word of context…

I bought my wife a paddleboard for her birthday several years ago and she has put hundreds of miles on that thing every year on the lakes of Maine. She is a phenom on the thing. The only time she has ever fallen was one time when she was showing off doing Yoga moves on it! She told me this story. There’s a submerged fallen tree just on the other side of the point of this cove. I know it well since I have caught several fish there. It’s a long tree and in places it’s barely submerged at all. So Pam was out with Lucy and started going over the top of the fallen tree when she glanced down and thought, “whoa, that’s not very far under the water!” She braced herself for a jolt, but she cleared it without any scraping noises. Just about the time she relaxed, the fin on the back of the paddleboard struck the tree, sending Pam flying into the lake. Lucy immediately came close to get a close look at the mayhem. Pam was able to save her very badass hat but unfortunately her expensive subscription sunglasses are now amongst the sticks, clamshells other detritus that lies at the bottom of the lake. My job this morning is to do a recon mission at the site to see if I can locate the sunglasses. Lucky for us, the lake water here is as clear as glass. If its down there I will find it. Then, I will be her hero. Swimming up here in the morning is—how should I say this?—invigorating.