For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
…not the Apple Watch she had in mind apparently.
I quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights were too heavy.
I just handed in my too weak notice…
Know why the Jedi don’t have a navy?
Because sailing is a path to the dockside…
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
“Look Grandpa, no hands!!”
What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I had to call the IT guy at work because of a tech issue on my laptop. He says, “Have you tried disabling cookies?”
I said, “Well, there was that one time when I bit the legs off a gingerbread man…”
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