Friday, August 7, 2020

Worst Dad Jokes of the Week

Friday can only mean one thing. That’s right, it’s time for the very worst Dad Jokes of the week, compiled here for your reading discomfort:

Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Because he wanted...tequila 

What do you call a painter who loves running through the grass?
Jackson Frolic.

Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Let’s go ride bikes!

How do we know that Matt Damon is a religious man?
Because he’s always...Bourne again.

I think I know why people get so angry when you call them “average”.
It’s a...mean...thing to do.

I told my wife, “Don’t get upset if people call you “fat”
...”you’re bigger than that.


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