Wednesday, January 8, 2020

My New Normal

Agenda Items For Today, January 8, 2020...

1. Attend to swollen and puffy eye with Benadryl and cold compress
2. Stand in freezing cold on my deck in my pajamas while waiting for neurotic dog to relieve herself
3. Try to comprehend vagaries of the human experience that cause the S&P futures to go from down 400 to up 60 literally overnight.
4. Make an appearance at Bennett Funeral Home to show respect for long time friend’s deceased mother.
5. Drop by hospital to visit long time friend who just underwent quadruple bypass operation.
6. Design new investment strategy for dear client who has been informed that he only has two years to live due to incurable bone cancer.
7. Meet with two clients for annual reviews.
8. Submit complicated and corrected paperwork to change ownership and beneficiaries of the vast holdings of client who passed away late last year, including Power of Attorney documentation since surviving spouse is incapacitated with Alzheimer’s.
9. Go to gym for workout to fight suddenly ballooning weight.

....Welcome to life in your sixties.

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