Kaitlin: Jackson and I had a long talk today about the importance of civic responsibility. You can tell, especially in the last photo, that it really sank in.
Me: Yeah...in that last picture it’s like he is considering the possibility that candidate “A” might outlaw snoozles.
Kaitlin: Jackson is considering running for office on an anti-firework platform in 2020.
Me: Anti-firework and a statewide ban on trash trucks...plus, free skratches for everyone, even bad boys.
Kaitlin: Sounds awfully liberal to me! Even bad boys??
Me: I’ve always suspected that Jackson is a socialist pupper...From each according to their ability to skratch, To each according to their need of a snoozle. And he’s probably in favor of open border collies.
Kaitlin: I’ve consulted with Jackson, and he has informed me that although he wants free cookie bones for all, he is unwilling to share any of his cookie bones with anyone. He also stated his refusal to share any of his stuffed frens with any other doggos. I’m concerned that this kind of waffling does not bode well for his campaign.
Me: Typical Limousine Liberal. Sounds like he harbors some 1%er ideas...now that he has his cookie bones, he wants to pull up the ladder behind him!
Kaitlin: we need to drain the swamp!
Me: Isn’t it also true that Jackson has promised not to accept any campaign cookie bone contributions from any outside lobby groups?
Kaitlin: I can neither confirm or deny that such cookie bones have been consumed.
Me: Can you confirm or deny the rumor that Jackson has steadfastly refused to debate any cat candidates who might be on the ballot?
Kaitlin: Confirmed. He drew a hard line on that one.
Me: And, what about that #METOO accusation lodged against him by the French Poodle down the street?
Kaitlin: I 100% believe the poodle....although, he’ll probably get elected anyway.
Me: As Jackson’s running mate, Lucy would like to say that she is in favor of a universal guaranteed income for all puppers so that everyone will able to enjoy unlimited snoozles.
Kaitlin: As you can see, Jackson is fully on board with this proposal...
Me: Ok then, all we need is a campaign slogan...
JACKSON/LUCY 2020...after Trump, retrieving the best of what’s left!
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