April Fools!!!
But, since you’re here, I suppose I owe you something. Besides, it’s Easter Sunday, the day that our Lord and Savior rose from the dead. If I were a more devout Christian, I would write something spiritual...to go with all of the religious themed memes that have flowered on my Facebook feed. Instead, I will celebrate the empty tomb by sharing another batch of Dad Jokes. It is my sincere belief that the famous abundant life which Jesus died to provide for us includes heaping helpings of laughter, even if it comes with cringing...
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
What’s Forest Gump’s password? 1forest1
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.
I had a job at a calendar factory but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it.
What do call a dog who can do magic? A labracadabrador.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
You’re welcome.
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