Me: How about this? What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
Member A: ….a Baaaavalanche?
Member B: …no. A Lambslide.
Member C:…I’m gonna have to insist on knowing the number of sheep who fell. I’m counting on it.
Me: None of ewe are making any sense.
Member C: Its a bad joke…but I guess its better than mutton.
Member A: For one thing, the joke isn’t very believable. Sounds like somebody spinning a good yarn.
Member B: This is shear madness.
Member C: You mean shear maaaadness.
Me: Wool you guys fleece put a sock in it now?
Member A: Getting back to this hill…was it a sheep decline?
Member B: I just hope they all had their last Wool and Testament made out before anything baaaaad happened.
Member C: I heard that over twenty of them died. It was a terrible scene at the bottom of that hill. The clean up crew took them away in a special vehicle.
Me: What special vehicle?
Members A, B, and C: A Ewe Haul
Me: This joke will have ram-ifications.
Member A: Yes, making jokes at those poor sheep’s expense is a slippery slope.
Member C: No kidding. Especially since the rumor is that at the bottom of that hill there was a shear cliff.
Yeah, I’d say it was a very productive meeting!
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