Meanwhile, it has occurred to me that I have not published any Dad Jokes in a very long time. So, to calm the outcry from scores of readers…well, many readers…ok, TWO readers, here are a few.
My latest book is about all the things I need to do.
It’s an oughtobiography…
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
You put them in water. If it sinks, its a girl ant. If it floats….
Luke Skywalker asked Obi Wan Kenobi if he stood a chance against Darth Vader.
Obi Wan said…
“Maybe Yoda, Maybe ya don’t…”
Marijuana and cold coffee is my favorite breakfast combo.
Which might explain why…
Ice mocha lotta weed.
Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air….
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