For the third time in less than...oh, who’s counting? That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, once again I am prepared to publish the very latest, up to the minute collection of the world’s greatest Dad Jokes. Just so we are all aware of the rules...a Dad Joke only qualifies as such when it is super cheesy, while at the same time being...kinda, sorta funny. That’s harder to do than I make it look. Anyway, in no particular order, here they are. I will try my best to refrain from editorial comment:
1. Why was the blond staring so intently at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said...concentrate.
2. Did you hear about the Dad who decided to give away all of his old batteries...free of charge?
3. Son: What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Dad: Towels
4. Wife: Honey, can you put the cat out?
Dad: Sure...But, I didn’t even know he was on fire.
5. Son: Dad, can you put on my shoes?
Dad: I can try, but I don’t think they will fit me.
6. Have you tried eating a clock?
It’s time-consuming.
*7. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
8. Son: Dad, do you know where I left my sunglasses?
Dad: No. Do you know where I left my dad glasses?
9. I would tell a Chemistry joke...but I’m afraid of the reaction.
* Sorry, but this one is really funny.
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