Bad news...According to the iron clad law of averages, this coming weekend promises to be a bloodbath.
Good news...The Federal Government has collected a record amount of income taxes in 2018.
Bad news... The budget deficit has ballooned to its highest point in 6 years.
Good news...China has informed the world that it’s extensive series of Muslim internment camps are actually free vocational training centers.
Bad news...The most popular vocational class seems to involve learning to chant slogans like...Thank the Party! Thank the Motherland!..while on a strict diet of bread and water.
Good news... Donald Trump has already raised over 100 million dollars for his 2020 re-election campaign.
Bad news... Donald Trump has already raised over 100 million dollars for his 2020 re-election campaign.
More Bad news...100 million won’t be nearly enough...
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