I was with one of my dear 82 year old clients
yesterday when I heard her use a word I hadn’t heard anyone use since my Mom passed
away. As she was fumbling through her files looking for something she said, “fiddlesticks!”
It made me smile to hear that word again, and it also got me to thinking about
several odd words and phrases that Mom used that I seldom hear from anyone
else. Here are just a few:
John
Brown. This all-purpose word appeared often in Mom’s vocabulary.
She used it as an adjective as in, “I’ll be John
Brown!” I took this to mean that she was either surprised or agitated. She
would also use it as a substitute curse word as in, “If you kids think you’re
gonna sleep until noon on a Saturday, you’ve got another John Brown think coming!” When I was little, I had no idea who or
what a John Brown was. When I learned
in school about the wild abolitionist and slave rebelling instigator John
Brown, Mom’s use of the term gained her considerable street cred with me. Who
was this white, southern woman using John Brown’s name as a slang term??
Draw
back a nub. “If you try to steal a roll from this
basket, you’re gonna draw back a nub!”
Although I knew she wasn’t violent enough to make good on such a claim, still
there was something about the way she said it that made you think twice.
I
swannee. Clearly, this word served as some sort of milder,
more Christian alternative to the conventional I swear.
Phooey.
At times of great or even minor frustration, Mom would let loose with Phooey! Lately, Pam has taken this word
up to my great delight.
I
declare. Sometimes this came out as “I do declare,” or even better, “I declare
honestly.” Whenever I heard the phrase, I knew that something truly
profound was about to come flying out of my mother’s mouth, and I better pay
attention.
Whether these expressions were used in isolation or
on those rare occasions when several of them would appear in the same excited sentence,
they communicated very specific moods. And although none of us kids knew
exactly what they meant, they always made us perk up. Whenever you heard
something like this:
“I declare
honestly, if you kids don’t get out of my hair, all of you are gonna draw back some John Brown nubs!”…you
knew it was time to back off.
I would give anything to be able to get her all
riled up so I could hear them again.
You forgot, "I feel like I've been ironing all day with a briar in my foot!" I love your Mom.
ReplyDeleteYou also forgot "Don't get 'up in the pictures' with me!" I use that expression myself. In fact, Susan uses it too. Have no idea what it means technically speaking, but when you "get up in the pictures" you just kind of know it!
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