The big news
this week appears to be the deteriorating situation in Syria. With each passing
day since last week’s gas attack in Damascus, the war drums have been beaten by
conservatives and liberals alike. Pressure is being applied on our government
to “do something.” The “international community” is said to be up in arms. Even
the French have made noises about dusting off their old bolt action rifles, you
know, the ones that they threw to the ground at the first whiff of diesel fuel
from Nazi tanks back in WWII?
Our President clearly doesn’t want to get involved
in another Middle Eastern blood bath. He’s probably playing cards somewhere in
the White House right now trying to avoid running into John Kerry, and in his
defense, who wouldn’t? But, one gets the feeling that the pressure will become
too much, and he will eventually order some sort of cruise missile launch.
Maybe this will satisfy the “do something” crowd, but maybe it won’t. My
question would be, if you decide to launch cruise missiles, at whom do you aim
them? Which side of this civil war represents America’s interests?
Bashir Assad is a very bad man with a hot British
wife. By all accounts he is classic despot who cares little of his own people
and has a particular hatred of the Jews. In this way he is much like half of
the despots on the African continent, and would fit in nicely among the thousands
like him long dead and burning in hell. The Rebels on the other hand are a
conglomeration of jihadists, Muslim Brotherhood wannabes, anti-Semites, anarchists
who love watching things explode and the occasional Syrian nationalist yearning
to be free. John McCain thinks they’re swell. So, I suppose we’re on their
side.
But, before we fire up our military response, I
would like someone to tell me what vital American interests are at risk here?
Is Syria a major oil producer? No. Do they provide us with some product or
service that we can’t live without? No. Is Damascus a top tourist attraction
for major donors to the Democratic party? No. Then, why in the name of James
Monroe are we about to start lobbing bombs at them?? When the African genocides
in Darfur and Ruanda were blazing hot and in the midst of killing a million
people, I don’t recall any American military intervention. What makes Syria
with its “mere” 100,000 casualties so special? Is it because they are so close
to our ally Israel? So what? I’m pretty sure that the Israeli military is more
than capable of handling the Syrians, especially since they are busy killing
each other!
No, no, a thousand times NO! What’s going on in Syria
is none of our business. If we wonder why the people in the Middle East hate us
so, we need look no further than the Made in the USA sticker on that unexploded
shell that accidently hit the hospital which the Rebels were using as a
headquarters. The videos of dead children’s body parts strewn through the
streets of Damascus will go viral and we will get treated to more charming
footage of enraged Arabs burning the American flag. I say, if they want to have
a civil war, they don’t need our help. In fact, we had a civil war once. We
killed each other to the tune of 600,000 dead. Our enemies gleefully watched
and our friends had the good sense to stay out of it. We ended slavery and are
a better nation because of it.
Give war a chance.
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