Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Because he wanted...tequila
What do you call a painter who loves running through the grass?
Jackson Frolic.
Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Let’s go ride bikes!
How do we know that Matt Damon is a religious man?
Because he’s always...Bourne again.
I think I know why people get so angry when you call them “average”.
It’s a...mean...thing to do.
I told my wife, “Don’t get upset if people call you “fat”
...”you’re bigger than that.
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