It's been a difficult couple of days. Things happen that stagger you, get your attention. But while so engaged, the world goes on its merry way. All of which leads me to Trump vs. Kim, our world's equivalent to WWE's Summer Slam.
While I was being distracted by private events, the war of words between the United States and North Korea escalated further, with President Trump chiming in with his Fire and Fury smack, as in...unless North Korea relented it would be "met with fire and fury like the world has never seen." My son welcomed me back into the real world with this clever text last night...
If Kim and Trump destroy the planet in fire and fury, at least the Republicans are off the hook for repealing Obamacare!
The game was on. This battle of mock headlines ensued...
Me: The day after, the NYT headline will be...PLANET DESTROYED!!!... women and minorities hardest hit!
Patrick: And Fox News will lead with...Trump's Nuclear Holocaust--strong and decisive!!
Me: Greatest. Apocalypse. Ever. (Trump's Twitter Feed)
Patrick: "Why aren't we talking about Hillary's email's??...Sean Hannity
Me: Google's Diversity Problems Solved By ICBM!!!
This is what is known as gallows humor, and its appearance in my life could not have come at a better time.