Matt: Well, for those of us who have kids, (little kids), it would be better if we ate earlier.
Doug: Wait…was that an insult? I know when I’ve been insulted!!
Christina: Yes, I agree. We need to eat as early as possible.
Paula: Yes! If we wait until 3 o’clock, Ron will be in full nap mode.
Doug: Well, I take a pretty mean nap between 2 and 4 lots of times, but…it’s Christmas Day people. Everybody just needs to take some NoDoze and drink some of Ron’s coffee.
Bill: Somebody in this family needs to run for office.
Paula, Doug, Donnie, Linda, Jenny, Christina, Jenny, Becky, Lauren: Wait…what??
Patrick: What about the music? Nobody has mentioned anything about the music.
Ezra: NO SING!!!
Kaitlin: None of this matters, as long as I get to be with the most handsome man in the world. Did you guys know it’s out first Christmas together as a married couple??
Jenny: Who is bringing the apple cranberry casserole? Is that Pam’s dish, my dish or Mom’s??!! It’s SO CONFUSING!!!!
Sean: Hey Patrick, I think we should do a reggae Christmas music theme this year.
Patrick: Uh…no offense Sean. Dale and the Z-Dubs can’t compare with Johann Sebastian Bach even on your best day!
Ron: And what about the nutmeg, hmmm?? Where in the world am I going to find Rhodesian nutmeg with only 13 days until Christmas?
Ruaridh: Can I bring a bottle of Scotch?
Donnie: Only if you want Nanny to come down from heaven and wipe the floor up with you.