I’ve been making tremendous progress recovering from
my shoulder surgery. Each day my range of motion is improving. Each day I have
fewer and fewer moments of excruciating pain. Why just yesterday I was able to
put on my socks and shoes all by myself. Granted, there were tears in my eyes
and I was sweating like a pig by the time it was over, but the fact remains, I
got dressed unassisted. Pam even let me drive out to Dad’s Saturday night. I
felt like a kid with a learners permit!
Well, last night a minor setback. We had run out of
Aleve. It was time for bed, and my shoulder felt pretty good since I had taken
my stronger pain stuff only 3 hours earlier, so I took nothing before going to
bed. So, at exactly12:45 am, my body, for the first time in eleven days had no
pain medication whatsoever in it, big mistake. My eyes popped open and
immediately I became aware of a raging fire burning in my shoulder. Weird
pulses of terror were running up and down my arm. No cause for panic, I
thought, probably just slept funny on it or something. Then I remembered that I
had forgotten to take anything before I went to bed. Ok, no problem, I’ll just
go down stairs, pop 3 Advil and a hydrocodone and be back asleep in no time.
The trip down the stairs was as unpleasant a journey as I have ever endured.
Each step rocked the shoulder, and by the time I made it to the kitchen, my
hands were shaking like a crack addict on the third day of rehab.
To make a long story short, I finally fell asleep
around 4:30 and learned a valuable lesson in the process…drugs are my friend.
Had a great Father’s Day even though both of my pups
were away. They both called me with their wishes, and I had steaks on the grill
with my wonderful in-laws. Even winged two squirrels in the back yard who should
be thanking their lucky stars that I’m on medication, since ordinarily their
rude excursion into my yard would have been fatal. Kaitlin sent me an e-mail
that had a slide show that she had put together for my Father’s Day present. It
was a series of still photographs, with captions and a soundtrack of
computerized music trying to sound like 70’s rock and roll. By the time it was
over, I had forgotten all about the shoulder. What an incredible gift it was. I
thought about posting it on Facebook, so proud I was of it, but then decided it
was too private and might come across as bragging. An hour later she had posted
it on my wall. In so doing, she further ingratiated herself to her already
adoring father and cemented her financial future in my very generous will.
Just kidding
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