On this, March the first, the first day of
Obamageddon, it’s time to gird our loins for the next big calamity. Yes, my
fellow Americans, there is always a next big calamity and this one comes at the
end of March. It concerns something called a “continuing resolution”. That’s
the contraption that this particular Congress of misfits has fashioned together
to replace what we’re supposed to have in its place…a budget. Well, this
continuing resolution thing expires at the end of March, and without either a
budget or a new continuing resolution, the entire government will shut down,
making the debt ceiling fight, the fiscal cliff kerfuffle, and the sequestration
battle seem like child’s play. Of course the bigger problem for Washington
might be the crisis-fatigue of the American people. We have been dragged to the
edge of so many cliffs over the past 10 years or so, at some point when
something truly horrible is about to happen we’re going to have ignored the warnings
out of sheer exhaustion. So, as a public service, I have taken the liberty of
designing the headline page for the next crisis. Newspapers like the New York
Times and the Washington Post should consider my suggestions, they can even use
them word for word without attribution. Consider it my civic duty.
This Time, They’re serious!!
These aren’t just cuts, this is the
real thing, no government checks of any kind!
Women and children hardest hit!
Suicide rates expected to soar!
Honest To God…this is the big one!
We’re not screwing around this time!
Entire U.S. Army to be placed on leave
Planes will fall from the sky
Raging
fires to spread due to lack of first responders
Welfare checks to dry up March 1…NAACP
scared shitless
Wall Street veterans contemplate
getting “real Job” once Government freebies end
Maxine Waters, Jesse Jackson, and Al
Sharpton call government shutdown “racist”
Obama said to be “really, really pissed”
Mitt
Romney having the time of his life on huge Romney family vacation in Branson,
Missouri
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